Even a corrupt soulless evil lying bastard who would send thousands of Americans to their deaths in an effort to enrich his corporate buddies is right once in awhile
I’m talking about Dick, he’s a bad motherf—
Vice President Dick Cheney made an unusual personal appeal to Republican senators this week to allow CIA exemptions to a proposed ban on the torture of terror suspects in U.S. custody, according to participants in a closed-door session.
Cheney told his audience the United States doesnâ€™t engage in torture, these participants added, even though he said the administration needed an exemption from any legislation banning â€œcruel, inhuman or degradingâ€ treatment in case the president decided one was necessary to prevent a terrorist attack.
The vice president made his comments at a regular weekly private meeting of Senate Republican senators, according to several lawmakers who attended. Cheney often attends the meetings, a chance for the rank-and-file to discuss legislative strategy, but he rarely speaks.
There is nothing less than our precious freedoms at stake here, and when push comes to shove, we shouldn’t let quaint antiquainted notions about human rights take precedence over our freedom from fear and harm when it comes to those who would attack us or who pose a danger to our men and women in uniform or the others who serve our country in covert ways through our intelligence services.
Therefore I think we should torture Scooter Libby.
Afterall, as Dick Cheney previously said:
â€œA lot of what needs to be done here will have to be done quietly, without any discussion, using sources and methods that are available to our intelligence agencies, if weâ€™re going to be successful. Thatâ€™s the world these folks operate in. And so itâ€™s going to be vital for us to use any means at our disposal, basically, to achieve our objective.â€
And if we are going to get to the bottom of who put an American CIA agent in jeopardy, it is incumbent upon us to torture Scooter.
Water board him, strip him naked and smear him with his own feces and walk him on a leash down the mall, beat him with rolled-up copies of Condolezza Rice’s unread National Intelligence Estimates, keep him awake for hours on end while reading to him from James Lilek’s new book, Cute Things Gnat Said While I Was Lurking Around the Bra Department At Target, until he tells us who tipped him off about Valerie Plame.
A secure America demands no less.
We might want to smack Karl Rove around too. That fat prick knows something.
I can just feel it…
(more Dick torturing going on here)