Gail gave Ken a night to remember. The video is here.

Might these folks be Bush sheeple? You decide — they are from Santorum country – Westmoreland County, PA.

Gail O’Toole was convicted of simple assault and sentenced to six months probation for acts she committed against her ex-lover. On Wednesday, the civil suit went to court, where O’Toole’s ex-boyfriend claimed her “outrageous” and “inhumane” acts are worth thousands in damages.

Ken Slaby said he was in love with O’Toole five years ago. But according to Slaby, the night took a turn when O’Toole got angry about Slaby’s new love.

Slaby said O’Toole waited until he fell asleep and glued his penis to his stomach, glued his testicle to his leg and glued the cheeks of his buttocks together. Then came the nail polish. Slaby claimed O’Toole dumped it all over his head. When he woke up, Slaby said O’Toole threw him out. He didn’t have a car, so he was forced to walk one mile down Route 22 to call 911 and Murrysville police, Slaby said.

…At the hospital, oils did little to remove the glue. Nurses actually had to peel it off.

O’Toole’s attorney said this was part of routine sexual activity between the couple — acts that he agreed to — incidents that should have stayed in the bedroom.

I don’t know about you, but that doesn’t sound like anything remotely routine.