The devil is in the details
With all of the accusations that are flying about Tom DeLay, I would find endless hours of enjoyment if he was brought down by the acquisition of a soccer-mom, missionary-sex, white-bread, sensible-haircut minivan:
From the Austin American-Statesman: “Travis County prosecutors want to know how U.S. Rep. Tom DeLay purchased a 2004 Toyota Sienna, subpoenaing all records surrounding the transaction, plus telephone records from DeLay, his campaign and his daughter.”
That’s like being busted for tossing off to a Lerners catalog.
(And for the commenter who will inevitably bring up soccer-mom Mrs Tbogg, the flirty and got-it-going-on Mrs Tbogg drives a Sebring convertible.)