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Pathetic turnout on primary day

I almost forgot to post about yesterday’s primary elections here. Our current mayor, Bill Bell, destroyed the competition, with 88% of the vote.

According to the write-up in the Durham Herald-Sun, only 10.9 percent of the city’s 118,098 registered voters turned out (that’s almost a third lower than the 2003 primary and the lowest in at least a decade). I don’t want to hear any belly-aching from my fellow citizens about anything.

When I went to vote around 11:30 AM, there were only two people in the polling station besides me, and the election official was reclined back in a portable chair he brought in. He looked as though he was about to enter R.E.M. sleep any minute.

I see Kathy at Birmingham Blues is sad that only 25% of the folks in that city bothered to vote. You’ve got something to be proud of in comparison to the slackers here.

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The real news, however, is that about 180 of my fellow Durhamites are complete morons, casting invalid votes for a mayoral candidate whose name was still on the ballot but who dropped out of the race. When I flipped on the local news to see how things turned out, I saw 183 votes were cast for Vincent Brown on the crawl at the bottom of the screen. My jaw dropped.

Brown bowed out when it was revealed that he had a mile-long rap sheet. His slogan was “A New Beginning.” I suppose he was referring to a new identity for himself. Among his untouted qualifications to serve:

* writing worthless checks
* simple assault
* fraud
* providing fictitious information to a police officer
* possessing a weapon on school grounds
* violating probation
* failing to pay income tax
* driving without a license (it was permanently revoked in 1992)
* promoting the prostitution of a minor (with three charges involving the same victim).

This was all over the papers, yet 183 knobends still voted for the guy. They can’t all be relatives and friends.

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