A girl (or boy) friend that's easy to please
Some stories are so bizarre that when you read them it’s almost like an out-of-body experience. It was kind of like that when I was surfing along and found the web site that inspired the post ” Harry Potter, faggotry and the comic book salvation.”
This Salon story (hat tip to Amanda at Pandagon and Shakes Sis), is either going to a) cause that out-of-body experience of disbelief; b) make your skin crawl, c) have you rolling on the floor laughing, or d) sad at the sorry state of affairs in human relations.
Or maybe you’ll just think this is another kink. I tend to think that spending $7000 for a life-size, “life-like” doll to serve as your companion and sexual recepticle is just way beyond my bizarro meter level (or maybe I’m just cheap). And I thought the idea of Furry sex was over the top.
Davecat keeps a picture of his girlfriend in his wallet. She’s pretty, with long black hair, an alluring mole under her left eye, and glossy red lipstick. Her sheer tank top shows off her full breasts and the hoop through her left nipple.
Davecat and his doll, Sidore, do everything together, including playing video games. (Photo by Elena Dorfman)
Ask Davecat about Sidore — pronounced She-doh-ray — and he’ll tell you she’s everything that turns him on: beautiful, loyal, a great listener. Si-chan, as he affectionately calls her, is half British, half Japanese, which is nice because he’s always had a thing for both British and Japanese culture. Even their clothing style and taste in music is simpatico — they’re both Goths.
Like many born in the sun sign Cancer, Sidore is a homebody, but then, she couldn’t leave the comfort of the bed she shares with Davecat even if she wanted to because Sidore is a 100-pound solid silicone Real Doll.
From the actual FAQ page of the RealDoll site:
Question: How flexible is the REALDOLL?
REALDOLL’s silicone skin is extremely flexible and will sustain almost any reasonable position. There are some positions which are more stressful on both the silicone flesh and the internal joints. REALDOLL cannot be “twisted into a pretzel,” compressed into a tight fetal position, or squeezed into a small storage area, and expected not to break or tear.
Question: What happens when “the honeymoon is over” and I feel that the doll is not for me and wish to return it?
Although we’d like to fully satisfy all our customers, our firm policy is: ALL SALES ARE FINAL.
Question: Does she come with a warranty? What happens if she breaks?
REALDOLL is very sturdy, but not meant to sustain extremely violent abuse. Due to the nature of the product, we cannot accept returns. However, we stand behind our product and do whatever we can to satisfy our customers. In the unlikely event of a tear in the silicone flesh, you can easily repair the damage yourself with commercial grade silicone caulking, found at your local hardware store. Step by step instructions for such repair are included with your doll. We also offer full technical support on any repair you may have to perform.
Question: Do you have any rejects or used models I can buy for cheap?
Oh, and there has been a big demand for a male RealDoll and the company has made good on its promise…
Maybe some of our AmTaliban friends would like to have him under their Christmas trees.