Direct line to God's press secretary
Paul is rocking a hilarious rant over at his pad. A snippet of the post, “God: New Tactic; Preemptive Strikes. Thousands of Fag Enablers Now Dead.”
Heaven, October 10, 2005 – In a press conference held Monday morning outside of The Pearly Gates, God’s press secretary, Michael (The Archangel) Smith, told reporters that God had opened a new offensive in the war against the sodomites with two preemptive strikes, one in Central America and a second in Pakistan.
Smith said that a stealth earthquake was launched against Pakistan after Heaven’s intelligence agencies confirmed reports that two fourteen year old boys in that country had been having sex with each other for the past two weeks.
Smith said that the two teenagers had been killed along with some 20,000 others whom he characterized as collateral damage. “People have to know,” Smith said, “That if they harbor sodomites in their midst, they will suffer the same fate as the sinners.”
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