Anita rises from the…oh wait, she's not dead
Mike Tidmus, again…
Sometimes I miss the good old bad old days of going up against a marginally imaginative, at least unscripted, adversary like Anita Bryant. Poor Anita. The former beauty queen and orange juice spokesperson thumped her Bible and we tossed pies at her. Those were the gayest days, my friends.
Now we’re up against huge, well-funded, nationwide, carefully-branded and coached and legally-advised hate groups like the Concerned Women for America.
…CWA has discovered that pimping is their real bread and butter. That is to say, they make a nice living off the sex lives of other people … gay people to be specific. The more they can inflame the gay panic of the non-millionairess and slightly-less-bored (but potentially desperate) housewife set, the more money they make.