Great Tweakin’ Jesus
Ashley Smith, the woman who says she persuaded suspected courthouse gunman Brian Nichols to release her by talking about her faith, discloses in a new book that she gave him methamphetamine during the hostage ordeal.
Smith did not share that detail with authorities at the time. But investigators said she came clean about the drugs when they interviewed her months later. They said they have no plans to charge her with drug possession.
In her book, “Unlikely Angel,” released Tuesday, Smith says Nichols had her bound on her bed with masking tape and an extension cord. She says he asked for marijuana, but she did not have any, and she dug into her illegal stash of crystal meth instead.
Then she read to him from “The Purpose Driven Oh God I’m So Fuckin’ Ripped You Wanna Go Get Slurpees Hey Turn It Up That Fucking Song Rocks I Haven’t Slept In Two Days Life“.
Smith, a 27-year-old widowed mother who gained widespread praise for her level-headedness, says the seven-hour hostage ordeal in March led to the realization that she was a drug addict, and she says she has not used drugs since the night before she was taken captive.
“If I did die, I wasn’t going to heaven and say, `Oh, excuse me, God. Let me wipe my nose, because I just did some drugs before I got here,'” Smith told the Augusta Chronicle.
Because God won’t know that she was a user and abuser since he mainly reads fiction or whatever Oprah says is really good these days.
Steve at NMMNB has more including links to Malkin and Noonan who got all misty in the knickers over the earlier story. Later they’ll write articles blaming the MSM for not getting the story right the first time.