…For as she layeth with women so shall I kill a bunch of negroes
Well, this makes perfect sense:
Pat Robertson on Sunday said that Hurricane Katrina was Godâ€™s way of expressing its anger at the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences for its selection of Ellen Degeneres to host this yearâ€™s Emmy Awards. â€œBy choosing an avowed lesbian for this national event, these Hollywood elites have clearly invited Godâ€™s wrath,â€ Robertson said on â€œThe 700 Clubâ€ on Sunday. â€œIs it any surprise that the Almighty chose to strike at Miss Degeneresâ€™ hometown?â€
Robertson also noted that the last time Degeneres hosted the Emmys, in 2001, the September 11 terrorism attacks took place shortly before the ceremony.
â€œThis is the second time in a row that God has invoked a disaster shortly before lesbian Ellen Degeneres hosted the Emmy Awards,â€ Robertson explained to his approximately one million viewers. â€œAmerica is waiting for her to apologize for the death and destruction that her sexual deviance has brought onto this great nation.â€
This reminds me of 2002 when Whoopi Goldberg hosted the Oscars and God retaliated with Maid in Manhattan.
He truly is a vengeful God.
(Okay…It’s a fake. But I’m still serious about Whoopi. God was pissed.)