You can only go up from here…
Less than 24 hours after U.S. Fire Administrator David Paulison described a list of useful items, stores in the greater Washington, D.C. area reported a surge in sales of plastic sheeting, duct tape, and other emergency items. These items, Paulison said, can be helpful after a biological, chemical or radiological attack.— report on CNN by Jeanne Meserve, Tuesday, February 11, 2003
Who is David Paulison?
Your new FEMA director.
Faced with the task of replacing ‘Brownie’, our dear leader has named this guy to clean up the mess and to be the next punching bag. Maybe he’ll have that roll of all-purpost duct tape to help himself out.
Hat tip, Shakes Sis.