Cash In Now! Ask Me How!
Suffering from some malady or loss that has nothing to do with Katrina but happened at about the same time? Well just file a claim and wait for the Michael Brown FEMA Award Wagon to come to your neighborhood with a big oversized check with your name on it!
It’s that easy.
You may already be a winner!
Disclaimer: Not vailid in Blue States. Subject to loyalty oath. Democrats, Negroes, Hispanics, Non-Christians, Hollywood Liberals, and ACLU members and their families not eligible.