Before we bring up the “oops” moment in Crawford, we have a flashback moment from Life of Brian:
Reg: The only people we hate more than the Romans are the fucking Judean People’s Front.
Stan: Yeah, the Judean People’s Front.
Stan: And the Popular Front of Judea.
Stan: And the People’s Front of Judea.
Reg: Yea… what?
Stan: The People’s Front of Judea.
Reg: We’re the People’s Front of Judea!
Stan: I thought we were the Popular Front.
Reg: People’s Front!
Francis: What ever happened to the Popular Front?
Reg: He’s over there. [points to a lone man]
Reg, Stan, Francis, Judith: SPLITTER!
Brian: Are you the Judean People’s Front?
Reg: Fuck off! We’re the People’s Front of Judea.
Okay. Now that we’ve got that out of the way, we take you to Crawford, Texas where the inevitable happens when two groups (the paste-eaters vs the droolers) meet up and can’t seem to figure out they’re on the same side.
Across town in Crawford, other parents of soldiers who are serving or have died in Iraq countered Sheehan with their own raucous rally that started with a prayer.
The pro-Bush caravan was coordinated by Move America Forward, a group led by former California Assemblyman Howard Kaloogian and Republican strategist Sal Russo.
Organizer Howard Kaloogian accused Sheehan of “giving hope and encouragement to our enemies.”
The crowd, which organizers said topped 3,000 but appeared closer to 1,500, chanted “Cindy, Go Home” and compared her to Jane Fonda, whose visit to a North Vietnamese gun site in 1972 earned her the nickname “Hanoi Jane.”
“Cindy-Hanoi Jane,” read one of the signs at the rally.
In one heated moment, members of the pro-Bush crowd turned on what they mistakenly thought were a group of anti-war protesters, cursing them, threatening them and tearing down their signs. A police officer rushed the group to safety.
Um. That would be Move America Forward kicking The Protest Warriors asses.
That would be this Protest Warrior:
Welcome to ProtestWarrior.com, a website created to help arm the liberty-loving silent majority with ammo — ammo that strikes at the intellectual solar plexus of the Left.
Encouraged by our successful crashing of the February 16th San Francisco anti-war protest, we decided it was time for the Left to put down their megaphones, peel off their bumper stickers, and listen to the people who believe in the core values of this country. It’s time to start making a little noise…
No wonder these people are chickenhawks. They’d spend all of their time killing each other.
And that is no way to run a war.