Someone please tell me that this is a parody site.

Who is this bewitching “political commentator and swimsuit model“? I’m glad you asked (and I highlighted the relevant portions because I think it’s in code):

Gabrielle is a Australian/American swimsuit model, political commentator and international celebrity. She works as an international diplomat bringing understanding between countries, political parties, governments and the people. Gabrielle is interviewed via phone and email by leading newspapers and radiostations throughout the world to explain US policy and ideals to the international pop culture and mainstream. Please Click Here to read comments from the international press. As a swimsuit model she is greeted in market segments that most Statesmen would not be greeted, giving her the opportunity to address politically sensitive issues in typically hard to penetrate demographics throughout the world.

Wink wink nudge nudge.

You can read about How Can Socialist Prime Minister Blair
And Republican President Bush Agree On So Much?
in my Maidenform bra.


You can check her out fellating a didgeridoo (Kinda hot) before reading her interview with Frank Gaffney about the Law of the Sea Treaty (Total ice cold shower. Gaffney. Not LOST which is soooo wonk-hot).

For the John Lott or Mary Rosh in your life, she talks guns!

And for you peak oil fanboys she’s even covering oil. When she’s not covered in oil.

In the spirit of cooperation I would like to help all of the 101st Fighting Keyboarders find their soulmate in Gabrielle Reilly. Because a daily visit to her site will be less time spent warmongering and should lead to more time spent handwashing… and wouldn’t that make the world a better place?

I like to think so.

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