Law of unintended consequences
Harkening back to last week we learned that a really neat trick to totally de-gayify your son was playing The Shrinkage Game with him in the shower:
[T]he boy’s father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm his son’s maleness. He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in ways that are decidedly different from the games he would play with a little girl. He can help his son learn to throw and catch a ball. He can teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard. He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger.
First off, before we get to Daddy Shows Scooter What A Glory Hole Is For, we want to call special attention to the square peg/square hole example which is important because putting a square peg into a round hole would mean that one was either gay…or the mayor of Spokane.
It would have been a shame if James Dobson had been playing Momma, Get The Ruler. Daddy’s Whipping It Out Again for no good reason…