Law of unintended consequences

Harkening back to last week we learned that a really neat trick to totally de-gayify your son was playing The Shrinkage Game with him in the shower:

[T]he boy’s father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm his son’s maleness. He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in ways that are decidedly different from the games he would play with a little girl. He can help his son learn to throw and catch a ball. He can teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard. He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger.

First off, before we get to Daddy Shows Scooter What A Glory Hole Is For, we want to call special attention to the square peg/square hole example which is important because putting a square peg into a round hole would mean that one was either gay…or the mayor of Spokane.

But getting back to the Pruney Sharing Game…well, here is the web site for Ryan Dobson whose dad is, well, you know

He’s “hip”
He’s “with it”
He’s “down with the funky fresh kidz”.
He’s overcompensating like a “mo-fo”.
Okay. That’s better.

It would have been a shame if James Dobson had been playing Momma, Get The Ruler. Daddy’s Whipping It Out Again for no good reason…

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