“What are you in for?”
“Guard! Get me out of here! I don’t deserve this!”
Let the DeVos family spin this one:
The cabbie who picked up the couple suspected in a deadly courthouse escape in Tennessee said Thursday he did not buy their story that they needed to get to Columbus, Ohio, for an Amway convention.
A tip from cabdriver Mike Wagers led police to George and Jennifer Hyatte, who were arrested without a struggle Wednesday night at a budget motel in Columbus, authorities said.
Wagers said the pair told him they were headed to an Amway convention and that he became suspicious because real Amway sellers are aggressive about their products.
â€œI didnâ€™t believe that,â€ Wagers told reporters.
“To be honest, they werenâ€™t very pushy about their product,” he said. â€œBut they gave me no cause for suspicion other than the Amway thing didnâ€™t really stick.â€
So, you see, if they had been even more obnoxious and sub-human instead of being murdering fugitives on the run…they would still be on the run.