Schools out for summer
Today’s (8/3) Presidential Schedule:
6AM – Breakfast (Chocolate Chip Eggos, Sunny Delight).
6:15AM – Read Daily Presidential Briefing
6:17AM – Read Sporting News, USA Today, Washington Times, and Highlights.
7:15AM – Cut brush
9:30AM – Go on bike ride.
9:37AM – See White House physician for cuts and bruises
10:15AM – Cut brush
11:58 AM – Express sorrow over deaths of 14 Marines in Iraq
Noon: Lunch (Hamburgers, corn on the cob, juice box)
12:30PM – Cut brush
2:30PM – Go for run in god-forsaken heat
3:00PM – Shower. Nap
4:30PM – Watch Oprah
5:30PM – Cut brush
7:00PM – Shower. Dinner (Chicken McNuggets, corn, salad w/ranch dressing, pudding, non-alcoholic Zima)
8:00 – Sports Center
9:00 – Sex with
9:02 – Sleep