This shit just writes itself…

Glad to see that during my exceedingly brief hiatus, Republicans are picking up the “Are You Fucking Serious?” flag and waving it for me. Both of these are from Kos, so you’ve probably already read them…but they’re too good to pass on:

First there is the Anal Strap-On from Powerline, who apparently wrote this with a straight (or as Chris Muir might put it strait) face:

It must be very strange to be President Bush. A man of extraordinary vision and brilliance approaching to genius, he can’t get anyone to notice. He is like a great painter or musician who is ahead of his time, and who unveils one masterpiece after another to a reception that, when not bored, is hostile.

C’mon. If you said that in front of Laura Bush at lunch she would probably shoot milk out of her nose.

Next, the Cat Killer Who Would Be King on why the Gun Manufacturers & Racketeers Protection Act is more important than the defense appropriation bill.

And linking the bill to the war in Iraq, Frist said that Beretta, the manufacturer of pistols to U.S. forces in Iraq, warned that it may go bankrupt if the lawsuits are not stopped.

“These frivolous suits threaten a domestic industry that is critical to our national defense,” Frist said. “Given the profusion of litigation, the Department of Defense faces the very real prospect of outsourcing sidearms for our soldiers to foreign manufacturers.”

That is absolutely dazzling in its complete bullshittedness or bullshitosity…take your pick.

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