Jesus' General on Karl Rove's concubine
Karl’s porking lobbyist Karen Johnson? Right: Karl measures up. Oh it’s heinous, but as Gen. JC Christian, patriot says: “it would put an end to all the talk about Mr. Rove and that harlot, Jeff Gannon.”
Hysterical letter to Ms. Johnson. I’m not the only one trying to erase Jeffy Lube/Turd Blossom imagery from my mind. (Link added)
Every time I think about it, I get this mental picture of Mr. Rove on all fours like Ned Beatty in Deliverance, his flabby flesh rippling and his belly and man-breasts bouncing in a rhythm dictated by Gannon’s furious pounding and punctuated by Karl’s calf-like bellows. I’d rather not have to picture that anymore.