Bitchslap and Associates has a nice ring to it.
If you hire Will Folks to provide political advice don’t piss him off. I mean it, don’t make him come in there. I’m warning you!
A spokesman for Gov. Mark Sanford was arrested after he kicked open the door at his home and shoved his fiancee into furniture, police said.
Will Folks, 30, turned himself in to police Saturday and was charged with criminal domestic violence. He was released on a personal recognizance bond.
Folks’ fiancee, Ashlee Smith, a lobbyist, received a slight injury to her back but did not receive medical attention, an investigative report shows.
Smith told police that Folks kicked the door down but declined to press domestic violence charges. However, police became suspicious and investigated.
Folks previously announced he would resign from from Saford’s office Aug. 1 to run his own political consulting business.
Maybe Will can pick up a little business from Don Sherwood. They can meet, have dinner, and talk about how the stupid bitches just won’t fucking listen.
Then, maybe, a nice cappuccino and a little sponge cake…