More than you want to know about Darth Cheney's fluids
He went to the parts shop, er, the doctor today and the AP tells us the following. [I’m sharing because I just know you really want to hear it.]
* The VP had a colonoscopy, an upper endoscopy and vascular screening
* He suffers from a mild case of esophagitis, the AP gives us details: “Esophagitis frequently occurs when acid-containing fluid flows from the stomach back into the esophagus. Other possible causes include excessive vomiting, surgery and some medications.”
* Darth has “identified small, dilated segments of the arteries behind both knees.”
* A pacemaker implanted in his chest in June 2001 was working fine and that it has never had to be activated.