Wait until he sees the McG version of Gravity’s Rainbow.

Absolutely nothing is sacred anymore:

A former star of the “The Dukes of Hazzard” TV show is urging fans to skip the forthcoming movie version, calling it “a sleazy insult.”

Ben Jones, a former Georgia congressman who played the wisecracking mechanic Cooter on the popular series from 1979 to 1985, said profanity and sexual content in the film make a mockery of the family friendly show.

“Basically, they trashed our show,” said Jones, who read a script of the Warner Bros. movie, scheduled for release next month. “It’s one thing to do whatever movie they want to do, but to take a classic family show and do that is like taking ‘I Love Lucy’ and making her a crackhead or something.”

Well, if Lucy were a crackhead it would explain so much.

Of course this is coming from a man whose character was named “Cooter” which is either a turtle or a woman’s hoo-hah depending on whom you ask.

Let’s not even get into where “hoo-hah” came from.

Sidenote: My first basset was named Cooder and people always used to say, “Oh, like in the Dukes of Hazzard.”. I gave up trying to explain.

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