Raymond Shaw Tom Cruise is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.
The future Mrs. Dinky Nautilized Thing*:
Katie Holmes appears in the August issue of W magazine posing in a Commes des Garcons wedding dress and continuing to gush about her fiance. The couple, who went public with their relationship in April, havenâ€™t announced a date for their marriage.
â€œTom and I will always be in our honeymoon phase,â€ Holmes says in W, on newsstands July 22. In the interview, a theme emerges with many similar comments, including â€œTom is the most incredible man in the world.â€
During the W interview, the actress wouldnâ€™t part from Jessica Rodriguez, who is described as her â€œScientologist chaperone.â€ Rodriguezâ€™s role in Holmesâ€™ life remains vague, though Rodriguez says theyâ€™re â€œjust best friendsâ€ since meeting around the time Holmes met Cruise.
â€œYou adore him,â€ Rodriguez told Holmes when the actress was at a loss for words to describe her love.
Not to forget their day jobs, Holmes says she wants to make a movie with Cruise.
â€œThat would be such an honor,â€ she says. â€œSuch an honor.â€
It appears that the Scientologists have eaten her brains. Granted, it was probably just a little snack….
*courtesy of the late great Pauline Kael