We are all the same people that we were in high school
For the moment we don’t know if Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was one of the hostage-takers in Iran. I’m sure that the Muslim-sniffers over at LGF are wagging their tails, frothing at the mouth and barking up a storm. So, in the meantime, let’s play Compare the President:
-student at the University of Science and Technology
-member of the Office for Strengthening Unity
-member of the Revolutionary Guard in 1980 and served in the Iran-Iraq war.
-Former Mayor of Tehran.
– C-student at Yale
-Member of Texas Air National Guard who went AWOL. Avoided Vietnam War.
-Couldn’t find oil in Texas
-Became a drunk
–Snorted cocaine off of a Mexican hookers ass.
–Ran for Congress and lost.
-Minority partner in Texas Rangers Baseball club. Made fortune using eminent domain in a landgrab for Arlington Stadium
-Governor of Texas. Makes fun of deathrow prisoners.
-Elected President of the United States by stopping the vote count in Florida. Reads My Pet Goat to students while city burns and people leap to their death. Lies to American public and invades Iraq. Falls off of Segway.
I think my work here is done.