I have an offer to make Mr. Wood. Sir, I will introduce you to the California Guru of Your Choice to help you deal with your “anger problem.” Or failing that I’ll lend you my dog-eared paperback of Hannah Arendt’s The Banality of Evil (if I can find it).
Ahem. There is no such book by Hannah Arendt called The Banality of Evil. It must be tough “dog-earing” an imaginary book…even one that is specifically identified as a paperback.
Next he’ll be telling us about the car chase scene in Ulysses.