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FLASH NEWS!!! 5.3 earthquake in California, home to many white women!
FLASH NEWS!!! New tidbit about white woman in Aruba!
FLASH NEWS!!! White woman runaway bride signs half-million dollar deal for TV movie!
Oh and um we think there may be some little get together in some basement room of the Capitol. We’re not too sure.
For everyone who doesn’t want their news dumbed down and diluted, the Conyers hearings will be re-broadcast on C-SPAN 3 at 8pm tonight and on C-SPAN 2 at 8pm tomorrow night. If you didn’t catch ’em they were great, they will do your soul good.
The All White Women Networks will, as usual, keep you up to date on all damsels in distress. Provided of course that they are white.