Rick Perry, eat my dog's waste product
This bastard governor of Chimpy’s home state actually deserves worse. After he signed a resolution to amend the Texas Constitution by banning same-sex marriages, he said the following:
He’s making a play to Jeebusland in time for a future presidential bid, so gay Texans, at least you know where you stand with this knuckle-dragging bigot. He’s pulling in the welcome mat and telling queers to get the hell out.
Hat tip, Shakes Sis (who referred to him as a “motherfucking cockwanking scumsucking ratshit douchebag”).