I hope the granny wasn't the one 'putting out'
I’m trying not to visualize this madam as a “working girl,” but considering today’s posting trend about boobies, I’m having a hard time getting the imagery of octogenarian gazongas out of my mind. Bleh.
Police made a surprising discovery when they busted the alleged madam of a prostitution ring called “August Playmates”: The woman running the show was an 80-year-old grandmother.
Authorities arrested Vera Tursi last month during a sting operation to crack down on prostitution rings posing as legal escort services. Police say Tursi ran the business from her two-bedroom apartment, taking $60 of every $160 she charged clients for one hour with a call girl.
Law enforcement officials say Tursi admitted her role in the business, saying she took it over a few years ago from her daughter, who had died. Police say Tursi told them she needed money to subsidize her Social Security checks.
Does Chimpy plan to consider this mature woman’s enterprising nature part of his Social Security plan?