Beckham Destruction Watch: Chapter 14
Today: a leather iPod cover.
Don’t let the previous picture fool you. He had pneumonia then.
Has it been the iPod this would be the Late Beckham Destruction Watch: The Final Chapter.
(Added): People ask: How does Beckham manage to get said items?
I’m glad you asked.
Bassets are loooooong and Beckham uses all of his length, stretches his neck and uses his freakishly long tongue (the kind of tongue that would make Rick Santorum moisten his tighty-whities) to pull things off my desk no matter how far back I push them.
He’s evil I tell you. Evil.