From the engorged tongue of L. Brent Bozell
Brent Bozell using his tongue purtier than a twenty-dollar whore:
L. Brent Bozell is with the Parents Television Council. He said the ad for Carl’s Jr. hamburgers is inappropriate for television.
“This is erotica. It’s a quantum leap down this pike where we try to scrape the bottom of the barrel,” Bozell told NBC “Today.”
Because once the horse is out of the barn you’ve got to get on your high horse and run with the pack until the cows come home or you’re left with your pecker in your hand because beggars can’t be choosers when you’re buying the milk even though the cow is giving it away for free.
Or something like that.