Tonight John Stoessel reports: “My Horoscope Was Wrong”

All the other journalists are going home. John Stoessel has just locked up next year’s Peabody award:

“The psychics go to the police department,” says Shermer. “They give lots and lots of statements. ‘I see the body in a — body of woods, some water, a railroad track, and so on.’ When the body is finally found, they retrofit the statement to see how it fits with what actually happened. So, ‘Oh, yeah, that psychic said something about a railroad track.’ Yeah, but the psychic also said something about 100 other things.” Often psychics say, the body is “near water,” but water can mean an ocean, stream, puddle, bathroom, underground pipe, or most anyplace. If the body is found by a puddle, someone might say, “Wow, the psychic said ‘near water.'”

Rhea claims she finds missing people all the time — sometimes three or four a week. The FBI maintains psychics have never helped solve a single missing-person case.

Rhea charges a fat fee. ABC News managed to get a special, low price: $1,800. Rhea explained to Kupka and the private investigator Kupka hired that Kristine had been murdered. Rhea was confident that she knew where Kristine’s body was. Rhea told us to go 30 miles north of Kristine’s old neighborhood, looking for a road that branches off like a Y, something that looks like a country church, and something with the letter S. We tried to follow her instructions, using map companies, contacts with police, and numerous trips, but it turned out there were hundreds of Y’s and V’s in the road and all kinds of signs with S’s. We were stumped. When I complained to Rhea about that, she said, “What do you want me do, the leg work?” Facing yet another useless “psychic vision,” Kathy collapsed into tears.

“My heart just fell,” said Kupka. “I was like, she doesn’t know.”

Kathy Kupka’s sister disappears. She consults a psychic to no avail. Along comes John Stoessel and ABC who take her hand and lead her to another psychic (“Hey. We’ll pay! It’s on us”) to get her heart broken again.

On TV.

For ratings.

Good fun.

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