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Can someone buy Phyllis Schlafly a pair of these?

Is this why Mother Schlafly is smiling?

It’s late, I’m tired from packing, but I had to post this, considering that last porn star post. Items like these are now banned in Alabama — except ‘for a bona fide medical, scientific, educational, legislative, judicial or law enforcement purpose.’

The following cautionary tale must surely rate in the top five of “most embarrassing things that can happen to you in public – ever”. According to UK tabloid the Sun, a 33-year-old Welsh housewife ended up in hospital after wearing Ann Summers vibrating Passion Pants to her local Asda supermarket in Swansea.

Unfortunately, she became “so aroused by the 2Â?-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted” then “fell against shelves and banged her head”. This prompted the attendance of the paramedics who “found the black leatherette panties still buzzing”. Having disabled the orgasmatronic underwear, they then whisked the senseless shopper to hospital where she made a complete recovery. Staff handed her back the Passion Pants upon discharge, discreetly concealed in a plastic bag.

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