Of course, this time, the question will be respectfully submitted…
Hey! Remember Ajai Raj, the wacky college student in Texas who asked le skank:
…only to be arrested for his pains?
Well it looks like some Senator in DC may have the opportunity to ask the same question at an upcoming hearing.
You can read more about Dr. Butt Pirate right here.
We will now start the countdown to the moment when Wonkette will be all over this story like Dr. Hager on a tube of Astroglide….