I just discovered this blog today.
How could you not like comments like this about a wedding:
Then I got to drive my boy back home after the ceremony. (Alhambra! San Gabriel! El Monte!…) Then I got to drive back to the reception (Corona! Anaheim Hills! Yorba Linda!…), do My Thing at the reception (in case you’re curious, my thing is Not Dancing. I Not Danced through 4 straight hours of songs. I did join my wife for the Slow Circle Foot-Trampling dance during an odd playing of Depeche Mode’s creepy “Somebody”) and then drive home.
Funny funny guy.