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Catholic wingnut and Freepers agree: Bill O'Reilly is a f*cking liar

The Catholic League‘s mostly unhinged mouthpiece William Donohue and the Freepi actually peg Bill “Loofah” O’Reilly for the pathological liar that he is. It’s beautiful seeing them eat their own. First Donohue:

“Last night on TV, Bill O’Reilly took the New York Times to task for op-ed articles in Tuesday’s newspaper that amounted to ‘a counterattack against the late pontiff.’ He said the Times ‘ran a couple of opinion columns saying that the pope was an autocratic guy who may have hurt his own church and that the Polish people love the pope but don’t listen to him.’ (My emphasis.) He was referring to a screed by Thomas Cahill and a mostly flattering piece by Stefan Chwin, respectively.

“Ironically, O’Reilly’s condemnation of the New York Times means that he has indicted himself. Here is what O’Reilly said on his radio show of March 5, 2003: ‘I have never liked this pope. I have always felt he was an autocrat who had no vision about how people live in the real world.’ (Again, my emphasis.) The year before, O’Reilly called the pope ‘an authoritarian guy,’ proving that his contempt for the pope is long standing. And on the same radio show that he called the pope an ‘autocrat,’ O’Reilly questioned whether anyone was listening to him anymore: ‘Now is anybody going to listen to him?’

How about those Freepers? Here you go…

Actual Freeper Quotesâ„?

“Perhaps O’Reilly is upset with JPII because he did not approve of O’Reilly’s phone sex calls…”

“Nah, he’s just pi$$ed cause Pope John Paul didn’t buy any “Factor Gear”.”

“Touche! Can’t get away with anything these days,and that’s a good thing.”

“O’Reilly is the Bill Clinton of cable talk…go where the wind blows and get good sex on the side.”

“He’s pissed because he can’t flog his “Factor Gear”.”

“O’Reilly is such a loofah…I mean loser.”

“I think Bill O’Reilly wears his ‘faith’ when it suits him and takes it off when it doesn’t. . .sort of like a coat. In other words, he is a hypocrite.”

“Who is Bill O’Reilly?”

“Gosh, you can’t expect the king of bloviators to remember every little saber he’s rattled, especially when ranting about someone as insignificant as the Pope!”

“I can not STAND O’Reilly, or Sheppard Smith. For those hours they are on air.. I am not watching FOX!”

“O’Reilly is a twit who hasn’t figured out that his 15 minutes are up and have been for a long time. It’s really up to the lack of viewers to let him know this, and based on what I’ve heard, this may not happen for a long time.”

“B U S T E D !”

“Gotcha, O’Reilly!”

“I can’t believe I used to lie O’Reilly at one time.”

“Good Sex? The limp twirp couldn’t even score over the phone. If I had been on the other end, I would’ve been left wondering if that bottle of bleach in the kitchen would be adequate or if I was going to have to toss the phone. I know it would have taken me a while to get my hand and ear clean. Thank God I don’t use loofah sponges. Actually I think that would be a great little business opportunity. You know, The ‘Bill O’Reilly’ Line of Loofah sponges. Think of all the publicity you have when he sued you.”

“I go back and forth with O’Reilly – his guests are what make his show interesting (when he lets them talk, LOL). But that Sheppard Smith causes me to wince. I remember when, just after the elections, he snuck some snide remarks in his comments about Bush. He did so ever so lightly, sometimes it was just an inflection of his voice, or one negative adjective, but he does so just the same. But, I think he and O’Reilly have the same make-up person because their make-up is not fair and balanced. It is just too heavy, especially Smith’s – he reminds me of Kerry in his “orange” days.”

“Donohue! Was this not the man who took the Pope to task for sitting on his… he put it, “hands” over the child molesting priest in the USA!”

“Would you expect less from an egotistical social liberal who is competing for veneration?”

“O’Reilly is a monotheist who worships only one “God”: Himself.”

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