When you get that notion, put your backfield in motion, hey..

Well, Mom and Dad are out of the country attending the Pope’s funeral…so let’s get it started!!!

VIDEOTAPE of Jenna Bush in very high spirits at a bachelorette party is being sold and could end up on national TV by the end of the week. Luckily for Jenna, the cameraman missed “the high point . . . Jenna on all fours doing ‘the butt dance’ — and doing it very well — as guys were ogling her thong,” said our source. Club patrons do the suggestive dance when the deejay plays the 1988 hit “Da Butt,” by E.U. The president’s blond daughter arrived at NerveAna, a ’90s-themed lounge on Varick Street, at 10:30 p.m. last Friday with several other pretty young things in a battered old blue minivan. Sources said it was Jenna’s third visit to the club, which features replicas of Monica Lewinsky’s blue dress and O.J. Simpson’s white Bronco. Jenna, who plans to teach school in D.C. next fall, wore jeans, moccasin boots and a midriff-baring, satiny blue top. She lit up a cigarette “and she was very polite when she was told she’d have to go outside to smoke,” said our source. Before leaving at 3:30 a.m., Jenna and her pals gamely joined a conga line and danced around the club. (my emphasis)

…and suddenly I am reminded of my iPods favorite band, Fountains of Wayne who sang:

Driving on the lawn
Sleeping on the roof
Drinking all the alcohol
All the kids from school
Will be naked in the pool
While our parents are on Fire Island

Cranking up the tunes
‘Til the windows break
Feeding chocolate to the dog
Jumping on the couch
‘Til the feathers all come out
While our parents are on Fire Island

We’re old enough by now
To take care of each other
We don’t need no babysitter
We don’t need no father or mother
We’re old enough by now
Don’t worry ’bout a thing
Don’t you remember
Last December
When you went to Steamboat Springs?

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