Wait. You mean that you’re not already brain dead and useless?
Notice to All Potential Mickey Kaus “Surrogates”– If I’m ever in Terri Schiavo’s situation, and not in any pain, please follow these simple steps: Keep the feeding tube in, and keep Dr. Nuland out.
This reminds us of an old Drew Carey joke where he posed the question: what if you were in a coma and at that point it was the best your life had ever been, and they were going to pull the plug?
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