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Headline of the day: Sex doll sparks post office bomb alert

You just can’t make this stuff up. Given our lax security, I’m sure a vibrating, gyrating, blow-up-Bambie would make it through any airport or post office. (Reuters):

A blow-up sex doll has sparked a bomb alert in a German post office after it started to vibrate inside a package awaiting delivery, police say. “Workers were unsettled when it began vibrating and made strange noises,” a spokesman for police in the eastern city of Chemnitz said on Wednesday. “They were worried the package might be a bomb.”

Officers brought the sender to the scene and discovered the source of alarm was an electrical device inside a life-size female sex doll. The man told police he had wanted to return the doll because it kept turning itself on at the wrong moment. Order was restored after the sender removed the doll’s batteries so the defective product could be returned.

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