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Freepers react to California judge on gay marriage

I compiled this from a couple of Freep threads, pulling out some of the funniest and most pathetic crap I’ve seen in a while.

Actual Freeper Quotesâ„?

“What a $%^&ing; twit!!!! outies go to innies…no outies to outies, no innies to innines…Is that RATIONAL enough for ya?”

“America is dead. The greatest country the earth has ever witnessed is now on the decline simply because we did not have the backbone to preserve such a great way of life and standard of living. My fellow Americans I wish you well.”

“Here are some more threads about this vile idiocy:”

“I am currently a judge (at a fourth grade science fair), and I say that sodomites cannot be married. My proclamation will have just about as much effect as that joker’s, except no lawyer will make money on the appeal from my decision.”

“only in EUROfrisco”

“Oh Goody! What’s next, multiple spouses, someone marrying their mom, dad, sister or brother, their dog, their pig. Perversion is endless and it has obviously reached those in our courts.”

“What the HELL is the point of voting if a g***amned judge is just going to run the state (and the country) by edict? Why bother with a republic when we have a dictatorship from the bench? America needs a revolution to restore the Republic. I never thought I’d say that.”

“He clearly states in his opinion that the people’s will, and their voices, are irrelevant and are not ‘rational’ values which should be considered in rendering his judgements. He should be impeached immediately, and then run out of the country. Cuba or North Korea are much better suited to his political and civic ideals.”

“I see no rational reason why a woman couldnt marry her Grandfather. They are certainly in love. Not likely to have kids, she could get his pension when he kicks off. No rationality for someone not to be able to marry as many husbands or wives as they like either.”

“No, of course not. Nor limiting to human beings. Nor sentient beings. Nor living objects either, for that matter. Marriage should be open to unions between cats and chairs, children and grandparents, ferrets and toilet bowls. Any limit at all is purely irrational and discriminatory.”

“Let’s not get carried away. They haven’t gotten away with this YET. This could work in our favor. It will certainly increase the turn out of conservative Californians for an amendment to enforce the ban, which could translate into added power in the State Legislature for Republicans (which is sorely needed). Let’s just see how this plays out.”

“So, does this mean I can marry my kitty-cat and then use the “married filing jointly” tax tables on my IRS return?”

“This so called judicial ruling will have zero impact beyond this fudge packing Judge’s hot tub and on Polk Street in Gayfrisco.”

“This type of screw the voter mentality will only worsen until people begin to impeach these legislate from the bench elitists. People must hold accountable lawyers, judges, politicians, etc. or surrender their freedom now.”

“And with the latest edict from the culturally-elite dictators-in-robes, another piece of America dies. President Washington, be glad you’re in your grave, that you needn’t see what has become of all your labors.”

“Bring your cat to the courthouse. Have your friends all bring their pets also. Hold a rally and demand the court recognize your unions. If enough people did this across the country, people might finally get the idea of the magnitude of the problem they are creating here.”

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