Maybe thatâ€™s a bad analogy
If Christians would toughen up a bit, get out of the religious closet, follow their faith instead of their fears, and live their beliefs in a more robust way, we would once again change the face of this nation more drastically than Michael Jacksonâ€™s plastic surgeon altered his mug. Maybe thatâ€™s a bad analogy. But you get my point.
Which, of course, doesn’t stop him from making another:
God designed Christianity to be a 4WD spiritual vehicle with mudders, a truck that brings life to the outback. It is not a sensitive Miata that must be preserved from going offroad and into the bush. Quit treating the truth claims of the scripture, the power of the Holy Spirit and the compassion of the Creator like they are some fragile little FabergÃ© eggs that must be coddled, kept in the sanctuary and never exposed to the mean world.
Martin Luther, the 16th-century Augustinian monk who shook all of Christendom like a bowl of liposuctioned fat…
Remember: the first analogy was the bad one. The next two? Write them in the Book of Doug.