Better she misses her deadline than she misses her period.

It looks like America’s Worst Mother&#153 has gone to an every-two-weeks schedule, possibly because the kids (Crescendo, Praetoria, Anna Baptist, and Alpo) aren’t doing enough cute things to fill up a whole column.

Hopefully those lovable moppets will get off their asses and do something adorable before Mummy is forced to make droll with Mr. Meghan’s “missile defense failed to launch…again, problem” if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

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Yeah. Like I would tell you....