Headline of the day: Stripper Selling Infamous Breast Implant on eBay
You just cannot make this stuff up (Reuters):
The woman known professionally as Tawny Peaks said on Wednesday she recently came across the implants in a box in her closet after watching a television discussion about crazy things sold on eBay and decided, “Why not … I don’t need it any more.”
…She explained that she had her size 69-HH implants removed and underwent breast reduction surgery in 1999 after retiring from the business to start a new life…Peaks won notoriety in 1998 when a man sued her and her employer, the Diamond Dolls nightclub in Clearwater, Florida, saying he suffered a whiplash injury when she swung her breasts into his face at a bachelor party. He said they were “like two cement blocks.”
I’ve heard of implants exploding because of air pressure changes on an airplane. Tawny’s ta-tas exploding would have been one freaking mess. What surgeon would implant those beach balls in a woman’s body? Oh, never mind. BTW, the high bid so far is $71. Bleh.