TBogg

There’s something living in Daddy’s pants

The Derb is shocked, shocked:

NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN [John Derbyshire]
Am I getting old, or what?

Standing in line at the drugstore I was behind two young girls, ages I would guess in the range 10-12. Both, waiting to be served, were staring at the cover of Cosmopolitan magazine, which was right there on the rack facing the checkout line. This cover.

I wanted to shout out to the store staff: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING DOING ON THE CHECKOUT LINE FOR EVERYONE TO SEE? WHAT HAPPENED TO DECENCY?

But, of course, I didn’t have the nerve.

But he did have a boner.

I’m guessing the Derb was pretty shook up by the SEXY NEW HAIR LOOKS headline, because, well, you know….

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