Black Toy Down

When word reached the Pentagon that an American soldier was being held hostage in Iraq, they knew there was only man they could call on to storm the Islamofacist stronghold and bring ’em back alive:

Major Steele E.I. Rocketman.

Unfortunately the Major was deployed to Alabama some months ago and no one seems to have seen him since, so I guess having that Mission Accomplished banner made up ahead of time was probably a bad idea…again.

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Yeah. Like I would tell you....