Thursday Night Write-Your-Own-Lileks-Joke Blogging
Have at it:
Gnat woke me up. Daddy, I have a nosebleed but itâ€™s stopped, okay?
Okay. Fine. What time is it? Good Lord, itâ€™s ten. How long have you been up?
Since four eight?
Did you say you had a nosebleed?
Uh huh, but itâ€™s all better. Letâ€™s go have some maple sausages!
We did, but only half a ration, since lunch was right around the corner. Afterwards she played with Mr. Potato Head, and I ran upstairs to straighten up before we left.
I think he’s taunting us by making it too easy.