Well, he’s certainly a bright one. Sign him up for infantry
Buried in an article about all the inaugural visiters who didn’t make it to the front of the line to see the audio-animatronic President:
Justin Moidel, 17, who lives in the Pittsburgh area, attended the swearing-in with friends, but after venturing outside the security gates for food, the group ditched plans to return for the parade because of the angry protesters and daunting lines at the weapons check.
“I liked being part of history, and the passage of power,” said Moidel, who said he considers himself a conservative Democrat. “But the long lines and being protested against. . . . There was one lady who yelled at me, ‘Are you prepared to die?’ I guess she thinks Bush is an aggressive leader who will get us into war.”
Somewhere in Pittsburgh an Army recruiter just got the hard-on of his life…