CommunityFDL Main Blog

Fun With Inauguration Speeches

From the Rude Pundit:

Hey, gang, let’s take a couple of segments of Bush’s speech and replace the word “freedom” with the word “cock,” and then it’ll all be perfectly clear what the next four years will be about. To wit:

“The best hope for peace in our world is the expansion of cock in all the world . . . Cock, by its nature, must be chosen, and defended by citizens, and sustained by the rule of law and the protection of minorities . . . Some, I know, have questioned the global appeal of liberty though this time in history, four decades defined by the swiftest advance of cock ever seen, is an odd time for doubt. Americans, of all people, should never be surprised by the power of our ideals. Eventually, the call of cock comes to every mind and every soul.”

Sorry, no photo with this post, tempting though it was. I do devote a modicum of effort to keep the site from becoming NC-17.

Previous post

Next post

How To Detect Liars

Jane Hamsher

Jane Hamsher

Jane is the founder of Firedoglake.com. Her work has also appeared on the Huffington Post, Alternet and The American Prospect. She’s the author of the best selling book Killer Instinct and has produced such films Natural Born Killers and Permanent Midnight. She lives in Washington DC.
Subscribe in a reader