I didn’t really want to date that nympho supermodel
We were going to get Osama Bin Laden dead or alive.
We went into Iraq because of the WMD’s and we didn’t want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud.
The January election in Iraq is so important that we sent extra troops and are willing to let people die trying to vote…
Except that the election isn’t really that important and it’s all just a process anyway.
Four months from now we will learn (after Congress shoots down privatization) that the Social Security system that is in crisis isn’t really that bad and besides, we think that Syria has WMD’s and we need to do something about it before a smoking gun turns into a mushroom cloud.