I sense a pattern here…
The first nominee to replace that breathing place-holder, Tom Ridge, at Home
Depotland Security, was Bernard Kerik who was screwing a Regan in his lovepad overlooking the World Trade Center site.
Now we see that First Runner Up and winner of the talent portion, Michael Chertoff, will assume the role of Grand Exalted Waster of Dollars and Doer of Jackshit in the Bush Administration. Chertoff, you may remember spent the nineties screwing the Clintons.
Can a job for Jennifer Fitzgerald be far behind?