Yeah. We kind of suspected that

Jonah Goldberg spends a lot of time in public bathrooms:

WHY!? [Jonah Goldberg]

Why do so many public bathrooms have doors that open into the bathroom so that dudes (and dudette’s, I suppose) who wash their hands are still forced to touch the handle dripping with the cooties of dudes who don’t wash their hands? Why, why, why?

Old observation, I know. But all the more annoying because it’s a sign of the enduring travesty that is this state of affairs.

And yes, I do use the paper towel safety mitt method to open the door whenever possible.

And you thought the purpose of the Corner was to discuss the important issues of the da—

Oh hell. Who am I kidding…



Yeah. Like I would tell you....