Kid Rock: tasteful "values-based" entertainment for the Bush inauguration
Please give this man a bar of soap.
Via AmericaBlog. The family values Right crowd is losing its cookies over the fact that Kid Rock (the talentless, redneck, unbathed, “rock-rap” star known mostly for boinking Pam Anderson) will be performing at the inauguration. How delightful to see them riled up, fixated on “oral sex” and “f*ck”…I think someone there is getting a woody. (WorldNetDaily):
Kid Rock, a popular vulgar rock-rapper whose lyrics wouldn’t begin to pass muster with the Federal Communications Commission, is headlining the youth concert during the inauguration festivities for President Bush â€“ a politician who was re-elected largely due to the participation of traditional “values voters.”
The Detroit-based rapper, who dedicated his first album to songs about oral sex and who was voted the Sluttiest Male Celebrity at the 1999 MTV Video Music Awards, will perform Jan. 18 at the Washington, D.C., Armory in a concert hosted by Bush daughters Jenna and Barbara. Teenage singer JoJo also will appear at the event.
Kid Rock’s first album, “Grit Sandwiches for Breakfast,” fixates on oral sex, including one song, “Yo Da Lin In The Valley,” that describes the lyricist’s exploits with multiple women in detail. Another similar tune is “Wax the Booty.”
Also featured on his 1990 debut album is “Pimp of the Nation,” which ironically takes a swipe at Bush’s mother. The lyrics include:
I hope he doesn’t mean this Barbara.
Pimp of the Nation, I could be it
As a matter of a fact, I foresee it
But only pimpin’ hoes with the big tush
While you be left pimpin’ Barbara Bush
Some of Kid Rock’s songs include the F-word in their title, such as “F— U Blind” and “F— Off.”
And then we have some precious commentary from our homo-hating friend Randy Thomasson…he’s really getting horny over Kid…
After reading some of Kid Rock’s lyrics, Randy Thomasson, president of Campaign for Children and Families, was outraged the rapper would be a part of the president’s festivities.
“I just read Kid Rock’s sexually explicit lyrics and feel ashamed and dirty for even looking at his songs,” he told WND. “If this sex-crazed animal, whose favorite word is the F-word, is allowed to sing at Bush’s inauguration this will send a clear message to pro-family Americans that the Republican Party has taken them for a ride and ditched them in the gutter.”
…Concluded Thomasson: “It makes me angry. â€? This is a good reason to leave the Republican Party.”
Fear not, gentle GOP attendees, there will be a performance of John Ashcroft’s “Let the Eagle Soar” to soothe your ears.